Rocks, man
A poem
Found a rock Cool as hell Pulls me under A magic spell Heft in hand Delight sky-rockets Brush it clean Fill my pockets Pocket rattle Waistband weighted Rock-nerd-mode Activated Quirky, dull Or sparkling jewel Can’t deny it Rocks are cool B Philippe
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We need to find a beat to go with this. I'm thinking Run DMC/Aerosmith "Walk This Way"
You need a whole other section here, called Subrock. Though that might suggest that it is below par, which it most certainly is NOT. I also enjoyed your punny wordplay. And if people didn’t like it: Tuff Schist. Which apparently are also specialised geological terms. 🪨